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Logo/Graphic Designer Needed
I am looking for a graphic designer to help me create a specific logo for a new company.

Allright – not too horrifying. Though I do wonder about specific. Are you expecting that someone might make you a logo intended for someone else?

This logo is crucial to the project

Aren’t they all?

and will be fine tuned until perfect.

Oh, there’s where the bad smell was coming from. And two months later, when you’ve dithered about colors, font faces, and that curly bit on the end that just doesn’t feel right to you; after you’ve gotten the input of everyone involved with your project (only to ignore all suggestions); after you have finally signed off on the logo that is ever so perfect… your printer will have to tell you that he can’t use it on press.

Good luck getting the poor sap who signed on for this back after the check clears. They’ll probably be burning you in effigy.

Ideally I would like to meet in person to discuss the direction we are going in.

I’m going out the door. And which we are you referring to?

We will pay a agreed price for the project.

Oh, the royal we. How quaint. I hope you can afford the difficult client surcharge, your majesty.