To my new upstairs neighbors -
Forget about banging around at all hours and playing your radio too damm loud, the fastest way to piss off your neighbors is to start fucking with their parking spots. In the future, do not park in any spot where the number on the ground does not equal your apartment number. It's a bad idea and will not improve your karma.

Y'r ob'dt,
Me.

And it wasn't even my spot that got nicked. The guy two doors down is mighty un-thrilled right now.