May 8, 2009
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Manager: BigBoss is putting even more pressure on us to complete the database project of doom. You need to work faster. I may get a metronome or whip for this very reason.
Me: I will bean you in the head with a metronome and the idea of you with a whip skeeves me. I will use it to trip you and make you fall down.
Manager: Oh. But we do need to work faster.
Me: No prob. I’ll just put the rest of my job on hold today, ‘kay?
Manager: Sounds good.