Raheli's been online longer than just about anyone I know. She is 'net girl. One of the perks? She remembers Back When. Back when spamcops had a sense of humor. Today's gem is a list of things the LJ abuse team would *like* to tell people. To wit:

Dear user,
Do you hear that sound? It's the baby Jesus, crying because of your lies.
Love,
LJ Abuse Team (Theological Psychiatrist Division)