Coolest. Boyfriend. Ever.
Every year, Bill tries to go completely overboard with my christmas present(s) and I (usually) manage to talk him down to something reasonable. (Threats of bodily harm are often involved.) This year he got around the “no big presents” rule by presenting me with a new, faster CD burner and a DVD-RW drive. I can now back up *4 gigs* of data on a single disk.
So yeah - he gets official super cool santa points for the year.