Every wide eyed new ager and wannabe wiccan wants to get in touch with their past lives. No one ever stops to wonder if you're not back on the planet because your past life was a complete asshole.

In the same vein, your spirit guide? Might just be Gengis Khan.

And that totem animal? A very hungry shark who thinks you are the blue plate special.

Lesson for the day - I need to stay the hell AWAY from the new age part of the bookstore. it's where they grow stupid people.