September 12, 2008
by Julie • Grumbles
Original post here Logo/Graphic Designer Needed I am looking for a graphic designer to help me create a specific logo for a new company. Allright – not too horrifying. Though I do wonder about specific. Are you expecting that someone might make you a logo intended for someone else? This logo is crucial to the [...]
September 12, 2008
by Julie • Work
Dear passive aggressive customer – “I’m not good with computers” is not an excuse to forget how to read or think for yourself. We’re not asking you to re-partition your hard drive – you just have to fill in basic information on a form and press two gods-be-dammed buttons. This has NOTHING to do with [...]
August 22, 2008
by Julie • Grumbles
Did they stop teaching kids that 3ft. = 1 yd. at some point? I’m constantly getting folks who take the statement 100 yds. per roll as a puzzle up there with calculating molecular weight. Sheesh.
August 22, 2008
by Julie • Grumbles
While trolling though craigslist, I usually have to employ the BS to English translator. Here’s a sample. Filing GURU…I need a MASTER of admin organization!! Doesn’t look good – gratuitous use of punctuation and capitalization is usually an indicator of someone I want to eviscerate. I am seeking an efficient master of filing to come [...]
August 6, 2008
Customer in livechat: what kind of box do you recommend for homemade soap? they are a pretty standard size bar Me: ::headdesk:: It never ceases to amaze me how many people assume that my job involves thinking for them. Or telepathy.