Grumbles

But this was ok? Comments Off

I might have been book obsessed as a kid, but I completely missed the whole thing with Flowers in the Attic, back in the day. (I also missed out on The Great Gatsby, but that’s another thing altogether.) Having leafed though the first few chapters (and then gone on to wikipedia to avoid slogging though [...]

I'm glad my vacation's coming up… Comments Off

Dear customer – The number of different products we carry is somewhere in the more-than-several thousands. I’m glad that you want a quote for a “custom printed box” but you’re going to have to be just a little more specific if you want us to be able to run up a printing quote. not so [...]

Green is good, but… Comments Off

Dear customers, Your desire to be “green” is commendable, but you should understand the following: Asking for a biodegradable paper cup is redundant. Unless specifically stated otherwise, ALL commercial paper products sold today contain some recycled content. (100% virgin paper is horrifically expensive) No, we do not have the exact percentage breakdowns for all of [...]

The state of me today Comments Off

I will kill people today, Leo! I will kill people with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will kill them again with my own hands!

WP Kvetching Comments Off

Dear WP users- The WP theme development community is mind boggingly huge, but you haven’t been able to find that one perfect theme that shows off your special snowflake-ness. And you whine that css is just too haaard to learn. And you don’t want to pay anyone else to make a custom theme for you. [...]