Work

What I've already done today Comments Off

WBH Swim updates Plonked down approx. $1,600 for plane tickets to Ireland. (Finally taking the out of country trip. Wheee!) Kept all my day job clients (mostly) happy. Began re-designing the US Box envelopes. (I’ve already revamped their order forms and invoices) Visited the bookstore. (On orders from Bill. Apparently, I’ve begun stressing so much [...]

Time for another client grumble list Comments Off

No, you cannot get an accurate color proof by looking at an the picture on your screen. No, we still don’t do production proofs. Yes, you really do need to supply us with a PMS color if you want to match a color exactly. No, I cannot send you a PMS swatch book. (Do you [...]

Stupid Clients Comments Off

I have an urge to come into work with a T-shirt reading “I am a graphics professional. Do not attempt this at home.”

Do I *look* like a plush toy? Comments Off

So I decided to wear my hair in a ponytail to work today. This was such a revelation to my co workers that not only did half the office comment on it, a good quarter of the office felt the need to pet. my. head. Can I say how very strange this was? I have [...]

Er… Comments Off

What are you doing to my beloved english language? Quote of the day: “Please add an inset border around the outside.” Iloathethehumanrace….