In his spare time, he makes ‘kick me’ signs. For himself.
Original poster asks others to edit his photo for him. Mocking and photoshoppery ensues. (some slightly NSFW)
Original poster asks others to edit his photo for him. Mocking and photoshoppery ensues. (some slightly NSFW)
Toffee Nugget - Few men dare ask the question “What is toffee, exactly?” All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.
-Luke Burns
Georgia: We broke away from Russia a while back. Yay us!
Russia: Still impressed with that, are you?
USA: See? Democracy prevails. Georgia is good.
Georgia: *sucks up to Washington*
Ajara: We’re part of Georgia. We think that sucks. We’re gonna break away too.
Georgia: GRRR
Ajara: Er, maybe not.
South Ossetia (SO): We’re part of Georgia. We think that sucks. We’re gonna break away too.
Georgia: GRRR
SO: Russia, some help here?
Russia: Sure, we’ll send in some peacekeepers to keep the Georgians off your backs.
SO: YAY - freedom now!
Georgia: Allright, we’re cool. Here’s a nice shiny peace agreement.
SO, USA: YAY - go team democracy!
Georgia: Just kidding… *invades*
Russia: Oh Georgia, remember how proud you were about that break up?
Georgia: err….
Russia: *kicks Georgia’s ass*
Georgia: RUN AWAY!! Help us USA!
USA: *whistles and looks away*
SO: Thanks Russia! We’re free now!
Russia: Yeah, about that….
USA: Maybe eroding the rule of international law wasn’t such a good idea.
For a longer breakdown that doesn’t run like a vaudeville routine, check out Exiled Online.
…picking a running mate is — no disrespect intended — like picking a pet. How much time are you planning to spend with the little fellow? How much exercise will he be getting on an average day? On one extreme, you have the William Wheeler model (”There’s the living room. Go find a corner and sleep in it.”) On the other end, there’s the Cheney version in which the pet takes over the checkbook, diversifies the family investment portfolio and starts strafing at the neighbor’s cat.
- Gail Collins
I’ve had mornings like this:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/post/35408075
