April 30, 2007
you want ribbons fast with printing for your wedding not gonna happen three weeks it takes to get a ribbon order done you want it friday but it’s my wedding the customer’s always right give me your boss now sure crazy lady go whine at my boss – he’ll just hang up on your plight [...]
November 13, 2004
Yes, we will send you up to two free proofs on your art or typesetting. After that, we charge for them. No, you really can’t sneak one in through the back door by asking for just one more eensy weensy change that you don’t need to see before sending the job to press. If you [...]
September 3, 2004
by Julie • Work
In the space of one week, Bill: Was fired released from bondage at Trade Thermo. (soul sucking bastards…) Started school. He’s going for his psych degree. So very cool. (And I’m jealous… I miss the ivory tower.) Got a new job. At US Box. With me. (and Loretta). Holy shit people, I have begun Planet [...]
July 8, 2004
Dear customer – We do not accept email attachments. Any email attachments. The fact that you already uploaded a file or two through our handy dandy upload center would bear out that you already understand this. So why are you attaching revised graphics to your damm email correspondence? This is not a pointless hoop we’re [...]
May 29, 2004
My department needs a FAQ for all the graphics questions the customers don’t actually *ask*, but assume they should be helped with anyway. A FAQ for everyone who wouldn’t read it, seeing as they don’t read the painfully obvious file guidelines and upload instructions that we have up there already It should be noted that [...]