So during the summer I usually come up with different perk me up beverages. Jolt was nice, but all the stores on my route to work stopped carrying it. Bleah. SoBe and Snapple are great, but some days I don’t have the loose change. And the one SoBe flavor I really like (Oolong tea) is only carried by one supermarket in a three town radius.

So what do I do on the days when I’m too lazy or spare change challenged to buy something cold and caffinated? (No, the teas don’t have much caffeine - that what Vivarin pills are for.) Instant iced coffee was getting boring, so I’ve started making my own fruit smoothes. (I knew that hand mixer was going to be useful for something) 2 Cups of orange juice, 2 bananas, and a little iced tea mix - frappe for two minutes, and you’re good to go.

Not according to this article.

‘Kay, I just snarfed my lunch reading this and must share the giggles. Ever wonder exactly why Lex got sent to smallville? At the Fifteenth Annual Evil Mastermind Convention, by Basingstoke.