April 30, 2007

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Filed under: Pictures — 9:21 am

Customer, meet haiku

you want ribbons fast
with printing for your wedding
not gonna happen

three weeks it takes to
get a ribbon order done
you want it friday

but it’s my wedding
the customer’s always right
give me your boss now

sure crazy lady
go whine at my boss - he’ll just
hang up on your plight

no printing this time
you should have made better plans
plain ribbon for you

Filed under: Bitch, bitch, bitch, Work — 9:21 am