July 1, 2009

To the car outside my window Comments Off

by Julie • Grumbles, Work

I understand that you are stuck behind an ass trying to make an illegal left turn, and you would really like to get past him now if not sooner; but obviously, he doesn’t care about your convenience. It seems that he also doesn’t care about the horn you’ve been laying on for the last minute [...]

July 1, 2009

I still beat a Turing script. Barely. Comments Off

by Julie • Work

Customer: I’m looking for ::Insert description of item we don’t have anything even close to.:: would ::item:: be a good match? Me: No. ::item:: is really nothing like what you are looking for, but we could run up a custom quote for you. Customer: No, my customer is OUT of ::non-existent-box:: and needs more NOW. [...]